Queen Mary Prostate Marmalade

The original ProstateMarmalade!

Lemon, mekan, honey and whisky. No added sugar nor sweetners nor additives.

The lemon & mekan pitch & peel is a tribute to Dr Berg. We have not sought Dr Berg's endorsement for this premium prostatemarmalade.

We associate marmalade with Mary Queen of Scots who took oranges and cooked them in a large marmite cooking pot according to scottish primary school history books of yore.

We associate whisky (derived from the Gaelic uisgebeatha (literally "water of life")with Scotland.

We are confident that Mary Queen of Scots did not have prostate problems, as although she was a queen she pre-dated LGBTQ=- etc.