Trump Prostate Whisky Marmalade

We love Trump. Trump's mother was from the Western Isles and was a Celt. A condition of buying this whisky is a signature that you also love Trump.

We would also love to have our own King Of Scotland. We see Charlie as an English king even though he often wears a kilt and went to Gordonstoun. We cannot imagine Charlie riding into battle on his polo horse waving his metaphorical sword by replacing his polo stick.