Welcome to ProstateMarmalade.com
Most men sooner or later end up with prostate problems. The only way to definitively avoid this fate is to be castrated before puberty. Enjoying ProstateMarmalade with your toast and coffee is a preferable choice.
We are here to fix your prostate problems; and at the same time allow you a small indulgence. Our prostate marmalade contains a wee nip of whisky. Our products are handcrafted with care and precision to provide you with a one-of-a-kind prostate taste sensation.
Four Varieties of ProstateMarmalade
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Queen Mary Prostate Marmalade US$51.00 -
Scotch Whisky Prostate Marmalade US$100.00
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Trump Prostate Whisky Marmalade US$99.00
Whisky from Tasmania has started to compete and win on the international stage for Quality whiskies. So being Tasmaniacs at heart we have replaced Scotch with Tasmaniac Whisky; but only a tiny contribution because the essence of our prostate marmalade is a blend of citrus pith and skin with a hint of cinammon and lavender
“I never knew prostate marmalade could taste so good! The whisky-infused flavors add a whole new dimension to my breakfast routine. Highly recommend trying it out!”
John Doe
Discover our Whisky-Infused Prostate Marmalade Collection
Experience the perfect blend of sweet and savoury with our unique range of prostate marmalade products. Treat yourself to a taste like no other.
About us
ProstateMarmalade.com is a Melbourne-based online shop dedicated to bringing you the finest quality prostate marmalade infused with whisky flavors. Our passion for creating exceptional products drives us to deliver a memorable culinary experience to our customers.